nayx:

let me explain something to you son, exeggcute is a pile of eggs that evolves into a palm tree

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battybatty:

Roll me up in a blanket like a burrito and kiss me

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what you said was: "i don't respect women who don't respect themselves"

what you meant was: "i and society as a whole hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hypersexualizing them at the same time and if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity"

what i heard was: "hi i'm a misogynist piece of shit, please punch me in my face"

314eater:

naked blogging for like 30 min after you get out of the shower

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